Elmer

from $150.00

Elmer is truly one of a kind. He operates on a completely different frequency than the rest of the pack—you could say he’s neurodivergent in the dog world. He’s incredibly smart, yet he is effectively wild because he only does what Elmer wants to do.

He is a walking contradiction: a brilliant mastermind who is also, somehow, the biggest goofball in the yard. If you hit the right spot for a butt scratch, he’ll even arch his back like a cat in pure bliss. Due to chronic bronchitis, Elmer is primarily a pampered pet, though he still loves hitting the trail for the occasional fun run.

Sponsor Elmer to support our favorite vocal genius and keep him in the lifestyle he so loudly demands!

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Elmer is truly one of a kind. He operates on a completely different frequency than the rest of the pack—you could say he’s neurodivergent in the dog world. He’s incredibly smart, yet he is effectively wild because he only does what Elmer wants to do.

He is a walking contradiction: a brilliant mastermind who is also, somehow, the biggest goofball in the yard. If you hit the right spot for a butt scratch, he’ll even arch his back like a cat in pure bliss. Due to chronic bronchitis, Elmer is primarily a pampered pet, though he still loves hitting the trail for the occasional fun run.

Sponsor Elmer to support our favorite vocal genius and keep him in the lifestyle he so loudly demands!